Santa Claus Is Coming To Town


 

Oh! You better watch out

You better not pry

You better not doubt

I'm telling you why

 

Tony Blair is coming to town!

 

He's making a list

For GWB

To conclusively prove

There were WMDs

 

Tony Blair is coming to town!

 

He cons you when you're voting

We know that he's a fake

His heavies know where your family live

So vote for him for their health's sake

 

Tony Blair is coming to town!

 

No investment

In Cornish towns

But lots of taxes

For Gordon Brown

 

Tony Blair is coming to town!

 

Lots of Blairites

That cuddle and coo

But once they're elected

You'll be treated like poo

 

Tony Blair is coming to town!

 

The folks down here in Cornwall

Will have a jubilee

When they finally bend him over

And insert the Christmas Tree

 

Tony Blair is coming

Tony Blair is coming

Tony Blair is coming

To town!

 

That's why we all want to leave.

 

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