Frosty The Snow Man


[Best performed with a group of friends to give it the full Phil Spector wall o' sound treatment]

 

Sonic The Hedgehog was a jolly happy soul

With a spikey bod and a pointy nose

And two eyes as black as coal

Sonic The Hedgehog is a computer game they say

He was on video but the children know

How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic

In that Sega game they found

For when they plugged it in the box

He began to speed around

 

O, Sonic The Hedgehog

Was alive as he could be

And the RT say he could laugh and play

The same as you and me

Thumpetty thump thump

Thumpetty thump thump

Look at Sonic go

Thumpetty thump thump

Thumpetty thump thump

Over the hills of snow

 

Sonic The Hedgehog knew

The sun was hot that day

So he said, "Let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I speed away".

Down to the village

With Doom Bar in his hand

Running here and there

Round Royal Square

Saying catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town

To the front door of The Sloop

But he only paused a moment as

He stopped for several scoops.

 

For Sonic The Hedgehog

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye saying,

"Don't you cry,

I'll be back some day".

Thumpetty thump thump

Thumpetty thump thump

Look at Sonic go

Thumpetty thump thump

Thumpetty thump thump

Over the hills of snow

 

[which proves how fast he is, as the nearest snow to St. Ives was many miles away]

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