Hark The Herald Angels Sing


 

Hark the herald angels sing

Doom Bar is a damn good thing

Peace on earth and mercy mild

(Except for Jelly because he's vile)

Joyful all ye nations rise

Stuff yourselves with hot mince pies

With the angelic host proclaim

Let's go down the Sloop again

Hark the herald angels sing

Doom Bar is a damn good thing

 

Christ, by highest heaven adored

For the rest of the year is just ignored

But this time behold him come

Kicking ass and chewing gum

Veiled in flesh the godhead see

Re-made by the film industry

Pleased as man with man to dwell

Swilling ale and raising hell

Hark the herald angels sing

Doom Bar is a damn good thing

 

Mild he lays his Doom Bar by

Born that man no more goes dry

Born to raise the sons of earth

Born to teach them how to surf

Risen with healing in his wings

See the tray of drinks he brings

Hail the sun of righteous minds

Hail the heaven-born prince of pints

Hark the herald angels sing

Doom Bar is a damn good thing

 

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