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Helen Bristol 14 February 2003 10:27 No particular reason
You sound a bit down.
Its a beautiful day here today, sun glinting off the frost. Doesn't stop me
feeling bored 'cos I'm still not up to doing anything.
Hope the attached cheers you up!
In St. Ives there’s a bloke called Vile Jelly Who slaves at the Sloop in the galley His secret is out Come on, everyone shout Vile Jelly is really Paul Kelly
VJ bounces around just like Tigger Though obviously he’s somewhat bigger It drives Eyore mad ‘Cos he likes to be sad But Kanga says it is good for his figureVile Jelly 14 February 2003 17:47
Curses, unmasked again
Howzabout this then?
There once was a bloke called Big Mac
To St Ives he'd thought he'd go back
To buy some more Doom
But at the inn was no room
See it all on 'When Emmets Attack!'.
There was a young lady Helling
Who developed an interesting swelling
Was it too much good wine
Or having such a good time
We don't know and the RT aren't telling.
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