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" (St?) Winwaloe" 25 February 2003 10:23 Re: A Blessing on you I use astral projection, it's even cheaper than easyjet. Mind you its not you I come to keep an eye on but that's another story that I won't be telling!! - yes, know all about the mead, invented by us saintly chaps you know, got into eh habit very quickly although the women were having nun of it. Oh well. Might try a websearch for Cornish wine - should be interesting. How's the weather ? hear you've got some rain on the way - Don't get wet on the outside - W Vile Jelly 25 February 2003 14:28 It's bright but winding quite a lot down here. Reasonably warm but the wind is sandblasting the unsuspecting ems who sit in stunned amazement as seagulls swoop off with their gritty pasties! " (St?) Winwaloe" 26 February 2003 10:04 Just seen the pix posted by your friend Andy McRonald. Not bad although a
little out of date, perhaps it was my former self?! Anyway the man from the
marshes needn't worry as I won't be turning up at the Wee Small Kirk (to be said
with an excruciating Scottish accent) - This chum off yours seems a but of
course. Everyone knows that the only place to drink Adnams in Southwold is a the
Sole Bay Inn. Mind you not been up Vile Jelly 26 February 2003 16:17 I must admit I have not travelled into deepest, darkest East Angular and so
have not blessed my tonsils with much of the region's beer (other than what I've
been able to find at the Beerfest and other venues of that ilk). Perhaps you
could produce some at your manifestation down here. " (St?) Winwaloe" 26 February 2003 17:35 Funny that because I have not paid a visitation to East Analgular for some
time either. Mind you it is on the proverbial cards. You might be amused to know
that the landlord of the Barley Mow mentioned earlier (and of the fondest
memory) had an interesting way of clearing the bar on a Friday/Saturday night.
The first St Bernard to come in was "mum" named Tara - if you didn't
know her you sort of supped up and left. If the bar was not clearing that
quickly then ( I think) the "daughter " came in - can't remember her
name. If all else failed we then had a visitation form Sultan the
"son". Well Tara was great (probably should have been Vile Jelly 27 February 2003 09:15 Do you consider advisable during your campaign for sainthood to admit that
you have spent your time picking up dogs in pubs? Or are you claiming that this
is before your pauline conversion? " (St?) Winwaloe" 27 February 2003 15:48 I used to know a girl called Pauline Vile Jelly 27 February 2003 17:18 Only one? " (St?) Winwaloe" 28 February 2003 09:19 Ah my dear but she was a brave one Vile Jelly 28 February 2003 09:49 What? You mean an American Injun? |
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