25 January 2002 15:19
DAVE THE HAT
THIS SLUG HAS JUST STOLEN (23-01-02) A CASHCARD AND WITHDRAWN 300 QUID LEAVING A DISABLED WOMAN WITH NO SUPPLIES. IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM PETE SENT YOU. SPREAD THE WORD.
Finished shouting now. [Thank God for that. Are you sure you read the dosage on the bottle correctly?].
re:- Alfie and the broomstick. It was Chris Curnow. I showed him the article and he was proud to say it was him [He may change his mind when he sees Alfie flobbling up the beach at him armed (flippered?) with a red hot poker], aided and abetted by LOOPY AFGHAN WOMAN ROFL. Brilliantly funny site, buy you a drink when I'm back on my feet.
[Why, what's happened to your feet? Have they done a runner? If so, please furnish a full description of them and if we spot them in St. Ives we will capture and e-mail them back to you. We need that beer!]
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