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Maeve Russet Hawthorne 16 August 2003 19:45 Re: feckin potato rompers still don't get it about du b ya ??? splain pls pie.. what about the crust... lard butter or CRISCO CRUSTIFICATION...I KNEW something was wrong with grownups when they gave me books like that to read.. I can still see the birds escaping from the steaming pi hay the book of pi.. did you reed it? m Vile Jelly 17 August 2003 18:46
Dubya?
All in the accent, venerable owl. The current US Dictator is the sprog of the
former US Dictator. Since, like all inbred families, they all have the same
name how do you tell them apart.
ANSWER: By their middle initial ..... hence ...
PS. The birds do not escape from the steaming pie. Even we cook things
sufficiently!
Maeve Russet Hawthorne 19 August 2003 21:22 yes they do.. in the book I read.. there's also a castle turret seen through the window theres a big fat cook with an apron and the pie is on a board in the kitchen.. I found a little half hatched canary chick in the nest.. his little beak was moving! I thought he was dead at first.. and helped him out and put him in with the eggs and lo he lives! M Vile Jelly 20 August 2003 17:31
How on earth did you manage to put him back into the egg?
Now, that is a miraculous occurrence. Keep that up and you might be able to
challenge Winwaloe for the post of new Cornish Patron Saint!
PS. Had me worried there. Thought there might be eye-witnesses to what goes on
in the Slave Pits but then I remembered I don't wear an apron. Phew!
Maeve Russet Hawthorne 21 August 2003 22:46 no i put him back with the other eggs but he was too early out and died next day.. hay was putting noospaper under the birds and found an article with GEORGE DOUBLE YOU in it... then why carnsarnit i finally got it. I was pronouncing your word as doo (bie) beeya.. like an arab emirate or something.. why no apron some person info at last... what else?.. I know a writer on SSI Brian?? wrote about barbequeing in the nudes when the smoker decided to blow... sounds funny.. saved the wax job.. Vile Jelly 22 August 2003 15:49
Bah! You're nearly as bad a miracle worker as Winwaloe. All talk and no
manifestations!
We don't wear much in the Slave Pits as we can't afford to waste clothes and
the management's whips tend to shred even the most durable of fabrics.
Maeve Russet Hawthorne 22 August 2003 21:50 i'll make you some duds with chainsaw pants fabric on the b.u.m. Vile Jelly 23 August 2003 08:34 Nothing can protect us. As well as the standard physical abuse we are also subjected to constant psychological maltreatment to say nothing of the hordes of tormenting imps and demons that the Necromancer-in-Chief conjures up! |
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