02 September 2003 11:15
Clearly the em invasion and the recent hot weather has done little for the
good of your humour and temper. However my calling forbids me to take offence so
you are forgiven for your outburst. Now, what is happening down there I don't
see a lot of news or views. It occurs to me that your lack of good humour could
also be due to excessive hard work in the galley. You have a saintly blessing to
take a holiday. Cornwall is good at this time of year!! - A Blessing on you my
02 September 2003 12:04
That's the thing about unpleasant invasions, no one seems to find them very
funny (apart from the perpetrators). Just ask the Poles, Czechs, etc.
03 September 2003 09:59
Yes but at least the Poles and the Czechs didn't have hte problem of too many of America's finest shooting them. Still I suppose that may depend on the period you were thinking of. Listening to the news this morning it seems as if you have scored a direct hit. However beware that they do not spot your position as being bombed by ballast bags from a height is worse than an STI seagull attack - -
03 September 2003 10:05
Pah! We had already anticipated that. What do you think we are, sheep?
05 September 2003 12:12
All they like sheep have gone ashtray? - Yes the old R shuffle eh. Well with a jaffle of ems to choose from there may be a problem. Of course I may just start with the Angel of St Ives and leave the rest of you out. Well I suppose I could do the RT but will anyone really notice the difference? May hold a sort of Gorsehead at Barnone cemetry and see what can be done - invitation by ticket only -
05 September 2003 15:35
Don't worry, the Reporting Team will be attending your epiphany should you
ever decide to finally manifest your powers.
05 September 2003 17:15
Us Saints spell in mirakuloss ways - chk your local dalek
05 September 2003 22:03
I have ..... he said, 'Get on with the work' but I suppose that's what you get when you work for a dalek.
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