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"St? Winwaloe" 27 October 2003 14:14 New Year etc I recall talking to a rather famous Sir a few years ago who said he loved the
Cornish but they were rather too good at not doing very much. Now, this is quite
true as to your New Year celebrations. So, to bring St Ives into the 20th cent I
have decided I must do what is right a proper and take control. You will be the
man "on the ground" (nothing to do with how much Doombar you consume).
Your first task will be to organise the rabbits to dig a large tunnel from the
main road in from Penzance. From this tunnel there will be two branches, one
leading to the Quay the Vile Jelly 27 October 2003 15:35 Actually, we all thought we'd just stay inside with a hot water bottle, a vat
of mulled wine and a good book. "St? Winwaloe" 28 October 2003 17:51 A problem if you get them confused Vile Jelly 28 October 2003 21:09 Funnily enough I was hoping to cut corners and keep the mulled wine in the HWB, from which I could take the occasional swig! |
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