Gill Richards
06 November 2003 08:50
thought Soupie might like this!!
> God and Eve
>
> "God, I have a problem."
> "What's the problem, Eve?"
> "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
> all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comic snake,
> but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?"
> "God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
> "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
man for you."
> "Man? What is that, God?"
> "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain;
> all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster
> and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is
aroused,
> but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way
> that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
> will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
> won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think
properly."
> "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows,
but what's the catch, God?"
> "Well.....you can have him on one condition."
> "And what's that God?"
> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....
> so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
> And it will have to be our little secret.
>
> You know, woman to woman."
Vile Jelly
06 November 2003 13:38
Soupie had a chortle but was a tad shocked at your blasphemy .....
You got the gender right but everyone knows that god's a dragon! The bible story
is just a story put about to keep the human's from freaking out!
Gill Richards
06 November 2003 14:00
"Everyones knows" !! I feel part of a huge conspiracy now!
Vile Jelly
06 November 2003 17:42
Don't worry, only dragons and the RT are in on it.
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