Winwaloe
01 December 2003 17:58
New Year
I've been using the Saintly grey cells and have come up with an idea or two
for New Year. What you need are some good money making ideas so you and the RT
can have a little holiday. So, here is the plan. With the
RT suitably briefed and ready with notepad, pencil, camera and duffle coat they
await the arrival of the New Year mob. Pictures will be taken for subsequent
submission to the Daily Sport and/or News of The World and possibly Naturist
Magazine (this is assuming you get a few nubiles). Launch the Lifeboat at about
2200hrs and send it around to Sennen Cove where there is a nice, cozy pub. circa
2300hrs with the crowd getting bigger and thicker and drunker start a rumour
that there are mermaids in the harbour giving away free New Year gifts (use your
imagination on this one) the surge towards the harbour will result in a large
number falling into the sea. At this point, and accompanied by fanfare and
celestial lights, the Saintly self will arrive in a suitable bedecked chariot
and start to pluck the luckless wet ones out of the sea. I will work on a women
and children first basis but, as it will be too late for the kiddies, will have
to concentrate on the female of the species. Starting with redheads and working,
via blondes, down to those with wildly coloured hair I will rescue them all to
the amazed gasps of those left on the quay. The RT will be clicking away and
running of film footage for direct despatch to wherever Fleet Street is and the
various TV stations, all taken by the, now fully loaded, fiery chariot and
Saintly Self. Huge amounts of money will then flood into the RT who are duty
bound to pass most of it to you. (The only thing that could get in the way is if
Alex from the Fame Academy, Cornwall's finest singer, happens to be in the
harbour she gets rescued and the rest don't) - What do I want from this ? -
Nothing other than to see the smile on the faces of the RT and their servant
(your good self). Now, do you see any problems or issues with this plan?
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Benatugana - Tereba nessa - Winwaloe
Vile Jelly
01 December 2003 18:15
Like a diagram of a grain silo it is a plan with no obvious flaws.
At least to the uninitiated.
However, while admiring your sentiments as to buggering off to the Old Success I
can't help feeling that anyone else with sense and sensibility, pride and
prejudice, Waldorf & Stadtler, etc. will also do likewise. Maybe even those
with a saintly tendency!
In which case, who is going to fish the fools out of the foam?
You're not really going to tell me that you'd pass up the chance of a cracking
pint of Sharp's Special, are you?
Winwaloe
04 December 2003 08:31
3 baraelllllss (hic) in the chawiot -pracise run just
done!!
Vile Jelly
04 December 2003 14:15
Did you manage to save anyone .....
..... well, the barrels, to be precise.
If so, your sweet chariot has permission to swing low in this direction.
Winwaloe
05 December 2003 12:33
Barrels fine, contents consumed, returning for re-fill. Ring out wild bells
to the wild sky, the flying Saint, the pints the crowd below.
Vile Jelly
05 December 2003 13:32
Does this mean that in this year's Xmas panto you will be performing a barrel
role?
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