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Helen Bristol 04 October 2002 18:26 Shake'n'vac [See earlier e-mail Definite Article]
How dare you! I never touch the stuff, It's taken years to get the olde
worlde effect! The cobwebs are a masterpiece.
Helen (not) Macdonald
Vile Jelly 05 October 2002 16:45
Oh, sorry. I just assumed 'doing the Shake 'N Vac' was some sort of coded
message for doing some sort of secret female activity to which men are not
invited.
Like blokes saying 'Just going to see if I can borrow an adjustable spanner
from Frank', which merely means 'I am going to the pub to drink beer and talk
about football, there's no point you coming as you won't understand'!
I never thought for one minute that anyone actually used the stuff to clean
their carpets.
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