Thought For The Week
Shir argid er yn charrey eu
[Ask your friend for money]
Bog Off!
Hey! Why waste time going out to look for news when the news
just comes to you anyway.
There I was limping back from work (yes, it is possible to limp
driving a car when you're ankle is a big a mess as mine was!) on Tuesday night
when I discovered the route to my drive was totally obstructed by large objects
of a South West Water vehicular nature. The drainhole in our cul-de-sac track
had been recently showing signs of blockage and SWW had been summoned to unblock
it.
Except they couldn't. At all.
Turned out that the house just down the road, which had had
builders working on it recently, had lately discovered a teensy problemette. To
wit, the drive appeared to be subsiding. Being worryingly close to the Wheal Ayr
Terrace Crater the building contractors were summoned to sort the problem.
"Look," said Stevie Wonder, after some initial
digging, "A hole".
"This'll sort it," replied Jesse James, shovelling 15
tons of concrete into the hole.
And so, the hole was completely filled. As were those
funny-looking pipe-shaped holes around it!
Fortunately, I was working and the RT were 'investigating' in
various pubs at the time, so we were unaffected. However, one nearby resident
was left with literally nothing to go on after his lavatorial facilities were
discovered to be suffering some the sort of blockage that no laxative was ever
going to shift!
Yeast Is Yeast And Fest Is Fest ...
Well, we're back from the 2004 St. Ives Beer Festival .....
Well, I'm back from the 2004 St. Ives Beer Festival.
Firstly, as usual, here is the prog (plus a rather jazzy little
piece of promotional bumf from Skinners):-