28 January 2003 09:50
Cornishman and his lunch
There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a Cornishman, who were construction
workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the
Irish man opens his lunch box and he gets cabbage and beef sandwiches and he
says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of
28 January 2003 16:21
Ooh err, that's a bit risqué. Dare we publish it? Will we fall foul of the Race Relations Board?
On the other hand will the locals be offended by it? Will they get it? And if they do, will they take action?
We'll keep you posted d'rectly. Don't give anyone your address!
The Tourist goes first. He steps off West Pier and sinks without a trace.
While the lifeboat is fishing him out the man from Penzance sets off. He sinks
up to his shins and then gingerly starts stepping across the water, getting half
way to Carbis Bay before he slips and falls into the sea.
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