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Winwaloe 09 July 2004 15:20 Not enough wood in Cornwall to make a coffin My latest issue of "The Week" reveals a cunning plot by the EU to
create more coffin wood for Cornwall. Well I suppose it can have other uses as
well (ship building, bungaloe building, bar building etc etc.)The EU are funding
courses to teach drama and breath control to the unemployed. Quote - "I go
up to a student and say, "think of a tree" says Ian Marshall Vile Jelly 10 July 2004 10:04 Unforkchewinglately, this brilliant (as in modern conceptual art sort of
brilliance) plan will not work down here as there are no trees in Penwith
(Cornish: 'Pen' meaning trees and 'with' meaning there aren't any). I think they
were all destroyed when they built the winter ski resorts to take advantage of
the regular snowstorms. Thusly, there is no demand for tree-imitators (employed
or otherwise) down here |
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